Quiz stolen from

1. Are you male or female?
Why don't you lay down and I'll show you.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
May 33th and I'm -24

3. Where do you live?
The Other Side of the Moon

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
Oh yes, I have 12 brothers and sisters and a wonderful wife named Gwenifer... well actually I killed them all when I went into a cycotic rampage because they didn't take the pickles off my burger.

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organized religion?
No, because I am a god! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
I already rule the world for eternity. There are no more politics.


23. How would you describe your personality?
Timid and shy and easily frightened.

7. Where do you work or study at?
I do not work or study, I have minions for that.

8. What kind of clothes do you wear?
Spiked collars and bracelets with a black hoodie and trip pants.

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
HUMAN FLESH... and Pepsi! :imhappyplz:

10. How many friends do you have?
None, for the lord of evil needs no friends.

18. Do you do "IT" often?
What type of sick question is that!? Are you calling me perverted!? Where are you? I'm coming after you, you sick little perv!

11. Why did you join DA?
So I can watch over my people and make sure there not organizing a plan to dethrone me.

12. What kind of art you like?
Mainly pictures of kittens and cute furries. :3

13. What kind of art do you make?
I do not make art, I DESTROY IT!

14. Are you famous here on DA?
No, I don't want people knowing I'm here.

15. Do you comment/answer comments?
No, for I do not want people knowing I'm HERE! GOSH DON'T YOU LISTEN!?

16. Do you fav often?
No, for I do not- You know what!? SCREW YOU!

17. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
NO! I DON NOT WANT PEOPLE KNOWING I'M HERE! STFU!

19. Do you like quizzes?
FUCK YOU! Sorry, I was still mad, yes I do like quizzes.

20. Do you use DA often?
Yep, everyday, 24/7.

21. Where did question 18 go?
You placed it between question ten and eleven in an effort to confuse me and make me think that you actually did not inconclude an question eighteen when you actually did.

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
WHAT PART OF NOT WANTING PEOPLE KNOWING I'M HERE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
NO! THIS QUIZ WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME AND PRECIOUS MENTALITY!

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
Its right between six and seven. I'm not sure why though, maybe your just retarded and can't count.

Wells that the end. Oh wait- I forgot to post the rules.

Rules: Everything you write must be a lie.